Bubba wanted to watch TV, but couldn’t get a picture. After fiddling with the bunny ears antenna for a bit, he gave up and taped a piece of toilet paper to the screen.
As he settled down on the couch, beer in hand, his buddy Jethro said, “Whatcha do that fer?”
Bubba replied, “Aw shucks, there’s nothin’ on... so I’m watchin’ Paper View!”
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