Bubba’s Staple Diet

The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega