I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless
and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me
be yours?
Gwen
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gwen
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown
Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown
Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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