Nurse: “Whom are they operating on today?”
Orderly: “A fellow who had a golf ball knocked down his throat at the golf course.”
Nurse:
“And who is the man waiting so nervously in the hall? A relative?”
Orderly: “No, that’s the golfer. He’s waiting for his ball.”
see also
Golf & Nurse Sections
B.C. Health Care
Can’t Judge A Book By Its Cover
Deck Of Cards Patient
|  Off The Wall Biker
|  Buffalo Art
|  TitanoBoa
|  Secret Graduation Gift
|  Fish Fingers
|  I'll Be Right There
|  Redneck Sandals
|  Down Under Statue
|  Ventriloquist Isolation
|  Dr. Hedgehog
|  Flower Frame Heels
|  PEI Weather
|  Frankfurt Subway Entrance
|  Shopping With Your Husband
|  Where is Waldo?
|  Costco Beach Towel
|  Handwritting
|  July 4th Balloon
|  Maritime Treat
|  Redneck Wheelchair Stroller
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