Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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28-Feb-2020