Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali


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04-Dec-2020