Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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27-May-2022