Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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06-Jun-2020