Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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24-Feb-2021