A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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