A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
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