A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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