A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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