A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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