A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
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