“Why don’t you play golf with Jack any more?” Gene’s wife asked him.
”Would you play with a fellow who puts down the wrong score and moves the ball when you aren’t watching?” replied Gene.
“No,” she replied, “I certainly wouldn’t.”
“Neither will Jack.”
see also
Golf Section
|  Pittsburghese
|  Whose Problem
|  Grasping Shirt
|  An Evening Prayer
|  Baby Clone
|  Piano Ring
|  Religious Nuts
|  Funnel Farm
|  Urinal Challenge
|  Snow Detour
|  Redneck GPS
|  Snow Receiver
|  Book Perspective
|  Why Stand In Line?
|  How Twins Are Made
|  Ups and Downs
|  Irish Flu Shots
|  Snake Circle
|  Romantic Accident
|  Winter Mirror
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