A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. “About two hours,” says the conductor. “Okay,” says the drunkard, “then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?” The irate conductor says to the drunk, “It’s still about two hours, laddie. Why’d ya think there’d be a difference?” “Well,” says the drunk, “it’s only a week between Christmas and New Year’s, but it’s a helluva long time between New Year’s and Christmas!” see also   Christmas,  Nationality,  New Years  &  Train  Sections   Long Yellow Things Ants Know When Something Is Fake Think Outside Despicable Wood Stove Engineering Flowchart Egotist Hunter's Dream Wedding Paddy Field Canal Grow A Boyfriend Mars Images Drumset Motorcycle Brick Shoes Custer's Last Stand? Hand Held Tourist Curly Heels

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