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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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21-Sep-2021