Have you had a demonstration lately?
Trying for the 'Best Cervix' award...
A blonde walked up to the
information desk in a hospital and asked to see the “upturn”.
“I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?” asked the nurse on duty.
“Yes,” said the blonde. “I want to have a 'contamination.' ”
“You mean 'examination,' ” the nurse corrected her.
“Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway.”
“I'm sure you mean the maternity ward.”
To which the blonde replied, “Upturn, intern, contamination, examination, fraternity, maternity... what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant.”