Upturn Girl
Have you had a demonstration lately?
Trying for the 'Best Cervix' award...

A blonde walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the “upturn”.

“I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?” asked the nurse on duty.

“Yes,” said the blonde. “I want to have a 'contamination.' ”

“You mean 'examination,' ” the nurse corrected her.

“Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway.”

“I'm sure you mean the maternity ward.”

To which the blonde replied, “Upturn, intern, contamination, examination, fraternity, maternity... what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant.”