Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.
Q: Why didn’t the other one fall off?
A: Because he was a little more on.
The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt
Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker
Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin
Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire
Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey
I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs
There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay
The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine
Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme
He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde
Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible
Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville
Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt
Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker
Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin
Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire
Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey
I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs
There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay
The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine
Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme
He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde
Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible
Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville
Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba
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