Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.
Q: Why didn’t the other one fall off?
A: Because he was a little more on.
Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray
All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle
He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb
Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide
Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace
I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb
You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields
Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson
Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang
Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle
He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb
Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide
Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace
I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb
You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields
Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson
Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang
Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
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