Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.
Q: Why didn’t the other one fall off?
A: Because he was a little more on.
Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt
I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton
A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb
Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle
Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare
Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome
Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole
Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible
Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius
Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh
They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme
Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope
When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort
A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda
It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass
Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard
The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison
Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton
A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb
Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle
Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare
Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome
Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole
Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible
Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius
Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh
They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme
Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope
When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort
A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda
It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass
Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard
The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison
Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
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