Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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01-Dec-2020