Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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24-Jul-2021