Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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02-Jul-2022