Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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09-Dec-2019