![]() The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers Get thee glass eyes; And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi see also Government & Politics Sections America’s Moment of Truth Da Queen Hillarius Trump Hillary Hairstyle Redneck Politician |
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