Driver’s License Please

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. - Winston Churchill