![]() Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. - Winston Churchill see also Wildlife Section Backyard Canadian Pool Canadian Kiss Canadian Moose Dog Canadian North Cookbook Moose Team Nature Calls Only in Canada: MacMoose Only In Canada - Nosey Moose Trampoline Safety Wild Call |
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