![]() Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Food Section Kiwi Shave Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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