![]() A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear see also Food Section Kiwi Shave Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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