Signs for the Modern Woman

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

In brief, egoism in its modern interpretation, is the antithesis, not of altruism, but of idealism. - John B. Robinson

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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03-Jun-2020