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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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