Tired Tires

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. - Kin Hubbard

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson