![]() Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. - Kin Hubbard Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson see also Scenery Section Road Hugging Tire |
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