Da End Iss Near
Sign from Skandihoovian religious nuts

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!”

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin.”

“Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, ’Bridge Out?’ ”


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24-Sep-2021