![]() Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Every dog has his day. - Unknown Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Clothing & Dog Sections Animal Halloween Costumes Hot Dog or Warm Dog? Hot Dogs Running Out Of Gas After Walking Around Block Why Dogs Bite Their Owners Worst Hunting Dog |
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