If I Had A City

The city of Brotherly Shove. - Elbert Hubbard

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov