Redneck Chicken Farmer

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo