Spying Online

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump