New Car GPS

Passenger installation that is SWMBO compatible



New Car Directional GPS

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Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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Helping Hands

Short On Electricity

Amish Friends

Spiral Roots

Tree Sorrow

Domino Crossing

Family Reunion

Roll Me Over

Hockey PlayHers

Concealed Weapon

Lettuce Face

Devoted Husband

Dental Car

Donut Seeds

Pill Man

Bus Wait Weight

It Should Start

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

Sparks Recycling

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19-Nov-2019