New Car GPS

Passenger installation that is SWMBO compatible



New Car Directional GPS

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Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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20-Feb-2020