Mansion Cats

Cats with rich diets



Mansion Cats

High protein cat food for the man who has everything

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell


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29-Feb-2020