Melted Cat

Feline survival on a hot summer day



It's so hot the cat has melted

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Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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05-Dec-2020