Melted Cat

Feline survival on a hot summer day



It's so hot the cat has melted

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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04-Jun-2020