Redneck Inground Swimming Pool

Bubba’s brewskie and fishing staycation holiday



Redneck Inground Beer and Fishing Swimming Pool

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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19-Jan-2022