Redneck Inground Swimming Pool

Bubba’s brewskie and fishing staycation holiday



Redneck Inground Beer and Fishing Swimming Pool

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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24-Jan-2021