Redneck NASCAR Astronaut

Flatulent racecar driver approaches takeoff speed



Jet powered scooter rivals NASCAR race - Astronaut Exhaust

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Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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27-Jul-2021