![]() Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy see also Canada, Football & Relationship Sections Grey Cup Fever Saskatchewan Army Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower Saskatchewan Grey Cup Saskatchewan Harley Saskatchewan Mosquito Saskatchewan Roughrider Fan Saskatchewan Rules Saskatchewan Wind Chimes Summer in Saskatchewan |
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