Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.”
The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American Diplomats replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”
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I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump
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People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump
Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
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She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump
In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump
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