Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.”
The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American Diplomats replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”
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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump
I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump
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You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump
Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump
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Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump
Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump
... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump
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As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump
Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump
Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump
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