Nautical Bunk Bed

Night at sea in a young sailor’s home



Nautical BunkBed for kids

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx

Kids really want to learn, as long as they don't feel they're being taught to, or preached at. If you leave the discovery up to them, they can be like sponges. - Shari Lewis

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. - Steven Wright

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. - Richard Dawkins

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. - Christopher Walken


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17-Feb-2020