Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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30-Jun-2022