Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. 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30-Jun-2022