Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot If I were a flower, humming bird would be my favourite bee And If I were blind, the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also   Rabbit  &  Snake  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! 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07-Apr-2020