Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. 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11-Apr-2021