Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern see also   Rabbit  &  Snake  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Hand Painting Par Excellence Heavy Meal Deal Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! 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10-Aug-2020