Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville see also   Rabbit  &  Snake  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! 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22-Oct-2021