Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

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I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

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I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

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No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

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Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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