Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. 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16-Jan-2021