Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. 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25-Oct-2020