Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... 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03-Jul-2020