Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. 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