Dogmas
Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.

My Karma just ran over my Dogma.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


see also   Dog  Section

 

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29-Nov-2020