Fine: This is
the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to
shut you up. NEVER use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you
to have one of those arguments. He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid see also Relationship Section A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men iGifts Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage Sheer Surprise Understanding Women When Men Shop For Groceries Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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