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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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04-Jun-2020