Looking For Your Cat?

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy