Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a Petrol Station in Cork, during his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is. “Top o’ the morning to you, young fella!” As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground. “What are dey, son?” asks the attendant. “They’re called ‘tees’ ”, replies Tiger Woods. “And what would dey be for then?” inquires the Irish man. “They’re for resting my balls on while I’m driving,” says Tiger. “Jaysus!” says the Irish man, “Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everyting.” see also   Car,  Golf  &  Nationality  Sections   Auto Strap Never Run a Red Light Bee Safe Hummers Only Look Tough Tactical Texas Defence Budget Cuts Welfare State No Flies On Me Stick Family Meal Wet Floor Lord Of The Watch Close Encounters of the Whale Kind Military Watch Tower No Go Intersection Public Transportation In Scotland Guarded Nights Financial Meltdown Fox Kabob Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See Saks-e Parking Job

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