A group of second, third, fourth graders went on a field trip to Churchill Downs to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. When it was time to take the children to
the restrooms, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with
the other.
However, both teachers were women. The boys’ escort was waiting outside the men’s room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she sheepishly went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by the
underarms, one by one. As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was quite
maturely developed.
Trying not to stare, she asked, “Are you in the fourth?”
“No, ma’am,” he replied. “I’m in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. But I really appreciate the lift.”
see also
Bathroom
Section
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Bathroom Thigns
Loo View
Metered Toilet
Redneck Doork
Redneck Restroom Privacy
Redneck TP Holder
Restroom Buttons
Restroom Fast Break
Restroom Sign
Ring Around The Toilet
Ski Bathroom
Toilet Art
Toilet Sprinkler System
TP Toilet
Uplifting Throne
Moon Descent
Redneck Selfie Stick
1957 Woolworth Menu
Cops Beating A Black Man in NYC
The New Norm
Police Car Of The Year
If You're Looking For A Sign
Upside Down Amusement
Bread Zeppelin
Special Second Meal
Perfect Grill
Heat Expands
Drink, Don't Drive!
Hawaiian Surfboard Trade
Chicago Politics
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