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Life’s Little Secrets
Do you have enough film for your pictures?

Retirement:  Twice as much husband, half as much money.

Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

Big Toe:  A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.

“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”

The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your wife is doing it.



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I Lost My Job With Lifeline

Wet Rain

Boo Pumpkin

Downspout

Sausage Cat

Plastic Bottle Beach Art

Dog Shoes

Casket Car

Cafe Cappuccino

Redneck Car Swing

Need A Lifeguard?

Newfie Parkin' Only

What Are Friends For?

Piano Mover

Pumpkin Helmet

TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Redneck Mailbox

Dog O'Lanterns

Canvas Rest Break

2 Republicans And A Truck

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25-Oct-2020