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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie