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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers