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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock