![]() Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers see also Business & Sign Sections Bacon Sandwich Brazil Burger Burger King Clown Burger King Street Burger Sale Caviar Burger David’s Return To Italy Dead Sea Burgers Detroit Burger King Famous Aussie Burger First Picture Back From Mars Gateway To Obesity Grouchy German Heart Attack Grill Kosher McDonalds McDonalds Australia McDonalds in South America McDonald’s Job Application McDonald’s New Customer McDonalds Reaches Africa New McDonald’s Servers Odori-Don Dance Papa Burger Seaweed Burger Science Fiction Recipes Triple Bypass Burger UK Credit Crunch Ultimate Manwich Very Fat Burger |
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