![]() I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Fishing Section Cat Fish Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Catch Of The Century Fishing in Florida Fish Face Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Record State Catfish Catch Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Fish Finder Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher |
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