In a warm igloo, an Eskimo mother is holding her little boy in her arms and reading a nursery rhyme to him.
“Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his ...”
“Mother, mother!” interjects the little boy.
“What is it, son?”
“What’s a corner?” asks the little boy.
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown
You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking
At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley
Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown
You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking
At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley
Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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