Due to inherit a fortune when his sick, widower father died, Jethro decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles’ bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
“I’m just an ordinary farmer,” he said, walking up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die and I’ll inherit ten million dollars.”
The woman went home with Jethro, and the next day she became his stepmother.
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