Wake Up in a Happy Mood Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk When Chewing your Cud, remember - There is no Fat, no Calories, no Cholesterol - and no Taste The Grass IS Greener on the Other Side of the Fence - Turn the Udder Cheek and Mooo-ve on Seize Every Opportunity and Milk It for all it's Worth It's better to be Seen and not Herd Honour Thy Fodder and Thy Mother and All Your Udder Relatives Never take any Bull from anybody Always let them know who is the Boss Stepping on Cow Pies brings Good Luck Black and White is always an Appropriate Fashion Statement And don't forget to Cow-nt Your Blessings Every Day!
see also Country, Cow, Farm & Pun Sections