Cow Lessons - Turning the Udder Cheek
All I need to know about life I learned from a cow



Wake Up in a Happy Mood


Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk


When Chewing your Cud, remember -
There is no Fat, no Calories, no Cholesterol - and no Taste


The Grass IS Greener on the Other Side of the Fence -
Turn the Udder Cheek and Mooo-ve on


Seize Every Opportunity and
Milk It for all it's Worth


It's better to be Seen and not Herd


Honour Thy Fodder and Thy Mother
and All Your Udder Relatives


Never take any Bull from anybody


Always let them know who is the Boss


Stepping on Cow Pies brings Good Luck


Black and White is always an Appropriate Fashion Statement


And don't forget to Cow-nt Your Blessings Every Day!



see also   Country,  Cow,  Farm  &  Pun  Sections

 

My Time

Algebra Relationship

Mask Shortage

Exit Not Found

Early Shave

Dementia Purse

Quarantine Response

Braided Horse Tail

Government Debt

Statue Tug Of War

Kiosk Hours

Tight Fit

Life Is Beautiful

Buddha Pear

Yes!

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Mannequin Pointer

Life's Choices

Two Of Each

Napoleon
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

30-Mar-2020