A blind man is walking down the street, accompanied by his guide dog. Approaching a busy junction, the animal leaps into a torrent of traffic, dragging its owner behind him. The screeching of tires and car horns is ear-splitting, as motorists desperately try to avoid running them down. The pair eventually reach the other side of the street. After a few seconds, the man takes a biscuit from his pocket and offers it to the dog. A passer-by who had observed the incident is amazed: “Why are you rewarding your dog with a biscuit? He nearly killed you!” The blind man grimaces and replies, “I’m trying to find out where the mutt’s head is, so I can give him a good kick up his rear end.” see also   Dog,  Stress  &  Survivor  Sections   Fire Starter Holiday Office Good Driver Guest Check Redneck Shower Head Deconstruction It's Broken Now Mirror Objects Bicycle Skates Baby Scan Canadian Moose Dog Praying & Preying Mantis Toilet Paper For The Mother-In-Law Texas Bank Security Swimming Pool Reopening WipeOut Canadian Lemmings Pantastic Crop On A Roll - Only In Japan Hot Chicks

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