A blind man is walking down the street, accompanied by his guide dog. Approaching a busy junction, the animal leaps into a torrent of traffic, dragging its owner behind him. The screeching of tires and car horns is ear-splitting, as motorists desperately try to avoid running them down. The pair eventually reach the other side of the street. After a few seconds, the man takes a biscuit from his pocket and offers it to the dog. A passer-by who had observed the incident is amazed: “Why are you rewarding your dog with a biscuit? He nearly killed you!” The blind man grimaces and replies, “I’m trying to find out where the mutt’s head is, so I can give him a good kick up his rear end.” see also   Dog,  Stress  &  Survivor  Sections   In The Dog House 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Diaper Change Palestinian Security Check Wurst-Case Scenario High-Rise Inifinity Pool Winter Kayaking Balanced Family Life Closed Ahead Forgettable Fishing Trips I've Got Your Back Dr Pepper Financing Wine Therapy Weakest Part Cycle Circles My New Diet We Is Closed Cheap Child Support Ankle Warning Peanut Sale

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