A blind man is walking down the street, accompanied by his guide dog. Approaching a busy junction, the animal leaps into a torrent of traffic, dragging its owner behind him. The screeching of tires and car horns is ear-splitting, as motorists desperately try to avoid running them down. The pair eventually reach the other side of the street. After a few seconds, the man takes a biscuit from his pocket and offers it to the dog. A passer-by who had observed the incident is amazed: “Why are you rewarding your dog with a biscuit? He nearly killed you!” The blind man grimaces and replies, “I’m trying to find out where the mutt’s head is, so I can give him a good kick up his rear end.” see also   Dog,  Stress  &  Survivor  Sections   Take Away Food Creative Vandalism History Doesn't Repeat Itself Flamingo Predator Irish Pub Restroom Like This Instant Engine Starting Down Under DHL Express Bike Fence Small Bills UnderDog Pi Chart Famous Equations Brick Road Laying in The Netherlands Cat Love Sawfish Sword Babysitter Dog Bag Feelers Love Feeding Birds Backup Grill

16-Nov-2019