The Mother of all Mouse Chases

One very happy mouse chaser

The bigger the mouse, the bigger the chase





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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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13-Aug-2020