The Mother of all Mouse Chases

One very happy mouse chaser

The bigger the mouse, the bigger the chase





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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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Either The Cat or Husband Goes
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How To Pill A Cat
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Milking Time On The Farm
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19-Nov-2019