The Mother of all Mouse Chases

One very happy mouse chaser

The bigger the mouse, the bigger the chase





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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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29-Jan-2020