Paul and Stephen were always competing against each other. After one argument over who was better at folding and packing parachutes, they went skydiving to settle the dispute.
Paul jumped first, pulled the cord and began to float gently to earth.
Then Stephen jumped and pulled his cord, but nothing happened. Next he yanked on the safety cord, but that didn’t work either. In a matter of seconds Stephen, falling like a rock, flew past Paul.
“So,” Paul shouted, ripping off his harness, “you want to race!”
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