It was the finals in a poetry contest. The two finalists were a Yale graduate
and a Redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in two minutes
containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was
The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two
The audience went wild. They thought the Redneck would never stand a chance
against the Yale graduate. Nevertheless, the Redneck stood up and gave his poem:
Me and Tim a hunting went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.
The Redneck won hands down.
Language & Redneck
Cowboy and Preacher
Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Hide and Seek
Going Around In Circles
Hydro Water Power
Tons Of Anarchy
Da Hood Shirt
What Do You See? - Part III
Get Along Shirt