The Van Gogh Family Tree

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh His Italian uncle: Day Gogh His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh And the moroff who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh And there ya Gogh... QuotaBills By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also   Art,  Family  &  Relationship  Sections Adaptive Roots Family Ties Family Tree Van Go   If IKEA Ran GM Six Hunnit Different Drugs Extreme Value Spotted Spotters Ant Attack Facebook Closure African Meal on Wheels Hadoukens Free Gas Wannabe Shoplifter Breaker Bypass Ice Hand Invisible Homeless Man No Muff Too Tough

25-Feb-2020