His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker
People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown
You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer
People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown
You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer
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