His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker
You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb
Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip
Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson
In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
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