His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown
Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde
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