His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown
Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown
Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan
Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
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