His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown
There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez
If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez
If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
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