His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
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