His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire
An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush
You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer
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