His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson
Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
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