When A Man Does The BBQ

Why men volunteer to do the barbeque


When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion…

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part…
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine…

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again…
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine…

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most of all…

10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!


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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

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A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

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No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

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The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

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05-Jul-2022