When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion…
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part…
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all…
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her
annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown
The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb
No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour
One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius
Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb
Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West
As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde
It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler
I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.
A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard
To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie
A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd
Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw
The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison
Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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