Cheap Nascar Racing Thrills

For racing fans who can’t get enough



(1) Turn on your speakers & let the page fully load...
(2) Stare at the Race Car without laughing for 60 seconds...
(3) If you start laughing, consider yourself insane...



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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater


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19-Feb-2020