[To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. The
following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
You will understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation...]
Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to odor
G: Uh... yes... I’d like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ouw July den?
RS: Ouw July den?... pryd, boyd, poochd?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
RS: Ouw July dee baychem? Crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An Sahn toes?
RS: An toes. July Sahn toes?
G: I don’t think so.
RS: No? Judo sahn toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know
what ’judo sahn toes’ means.
RS: Toes! toes!... Why djew Don Juan toes? Ouw bow
Anglish moppin we boter?
G: English muffin! I’ve got it! You were saying
‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We boter?
G: No... just put the boter on the side.
G: I mean butter... just put it on the side.
RS: Copy... tea... mill?
G: Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.
RS: One Minnie. Scram egg, crease baychem, Anglish
moppin we boter on sigh and copy.... rye?
G: Whatever you say.
G: You’re very welcome.
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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
We now communicate with everyone and say absolutely nothing. - Ted Koppel
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
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England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
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The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
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If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
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